2.29.2012

FEBRUARY FANTODS (A RECAP OF MONTH TWO)

I know what you're thinking: "fantod" can't be a real word. It must be made up. Well, it's not. A fantod is an outpouring of anger, outrage or similar emotion. The reason for our February fantods? Because this was getting a little ridiculous. Why 2012, why must you be such a mean girl?

Now of course the beginning of the month started out alright, like all months do as you mentally psych yourself into thinking that this month will be better than the last one. After all, January set the bar pretty low, so it should be easy to top.

The first weekend in February my company had a conference downtown at the Salt Palace for three days for all of our representatives from all over the world. The first day was long and the days following only got longer. The latter few days I stayed in a hotel downtown away from my husbandry and they were absolutely exhausting—but we managed to get a few laughs in at the photobooth.


The day of the superbowl Tyler and I spent it at his parents' house. We still didn't have a car at the time so I drove my car home and he brought his parents' suburban home for the millionth time to borrow for the beginning of the week. While on the way home I was caught speeding and was pulled over for the second time in my life. Yeah, how awesome is that…

The next weekend was my adorable little nephew's birthday party themed with trains galore. My sister did an amazing job with all the train activities for the kiddies. I had offered to make the decorations and the cake for the little shindig. Tyler and I got a little ambitious with the cake and ended up pulling an all-nighter for the event.


It was exhausting, but we felt like it was worth it. It was completely validated when we crossed the threshold to the kitchen: Duncan took one look at it and exclaimed, "WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW-WOW!"

Later that day my Mom had a little luncheon planned with the one teacher that three out of the four girls in my family had in elementary school. It was cool to catch up, but Tyler and I were still super tired.


The week before Valentine's day took a pretty crappy toll on my body physically. I was nauseous, lightheaded and completely winded after walking from the bathroom to the kitchen. Everyone at work kept asking if I was pregnant, but I knew that wasn't it. The day of Valentine's day came and my lower back was hurting ever so painfully. Someone mentioned that it could be a kidney infection, but I didn't really take it into consideration. Tyler took me to lunch for our very first V-day to Rhumbi. I had no appetite and I even took a nap in the suburban before going back to work.

That night Tyler had a lab that went the full three hours and I was under three blankets shivering on the couch. I could not get warm and I felt like the ultimate crap. Tyler finally got home and was quite concerned at the state I was in, he took my temperature… 103! Our neighbor came down and he and Tyler gave me a blessing. 

Afterwards, Tyler loaded me up into the car and drove ever so slowly to the ER because even the slightest bump made me want to upchuck the minimal remnants in my stomach. We spent the rest of the night there with different IVs, my first urine test and a bit of a sloppy blood-taking nurse, only to be told that it was, in fact, a kidney infection.

The rest of the week was spent at home, in bed on painkillers and antibiotics. At the end of the week we exchanged our much overdue Valentine's gifts. Tyler got me a-sketch-a-day book and Wario's Woods for Super Nintendo. I got him a message in a bottle and an oreo drawing for his desk.


The month did have a high event: my cousin's family had a whole fundraiser put on for them called Fishes for Morrow Wishes. Two of her five children were born with a form of bubble boy disease called Leaky SCIDs. To raise money for all of the their operations and such they put on a silent auction and real auction at Lone Peak High School. There were so many people there for support and we walked away with some pretty great things. And can I state here how much I love silent auctions? We are basically the bomb at them.

As this month concludes we still don't have Tyler's car back and we don't really know when we will. On the bright side we got a couple of great pieces of furniture for our living room. Hooray for organization!

1.31.2012

JANUARY JACKROLL (A RECAP OF MONTH ONE)

You may be wondering what 'jackroll' means. Jackroll is definitely a verb. That's... about it. It would seem that it has negative connotations, such as to take or steal, but it remains ambiguous. The bottom line, though, is that it is a 21-point word in Scrabble, and January sort of jackrolled us.

The beginning days we're quite enjoyable: I lost seven pounds; my uncle Kent was sworn in as a Clearfield City Councilman; we had a fancily-dressed Tripoley stand-off with my parents, Aubrey & her significant other, and Sara & Bob—Tyler even won, even though it was his first time.


I did manage to knock a hole in our living room wall, with a nonchalant fling of my elbow—I guess I don't know my own strength—but other than that, 2012 was looking to be a good year.


It all started with a missed call on January 26, 2012. I got out of a mid-morning meeting and Tyler had left a message on my phone stating that he was in a car accident. At first I thought he was joking, until I noticed how frantically shaken up his tone was. I called him right away to find out where he was. I dashed out the door and sped away to my husbandry. 

Once I pulled up he was with his mom, yards away from the accident. He had been turning left in an intersection and turned when it wasn't quite his turn. Suddenly a white truck hit him in the back passenger door and blew out the tire, window and air bag. 


Tyler was alright, but the car clearly was not. It should be noted that the driver of the truck was not harmed, nor was anyone else—his truck drove away with minor damages. And to put a rotten cherry on top of it, we didn't have insurance.

(Tyler would like to interject here and say that Brooke is kindly sugar-coating his behavior, as a good wife does. He was definitely an idiot for not having insurance, and it was definitely his fault for turning when he definitely did not have the right of way. Everybody makes mistakes, but I am aware and willing to admit that this was one of my biggest. Whoops.)

Oooookay. Anyways, we got the car into a body shop right away. We also took out an insurance policy effective the next day. We ate lunch at Chick-fil-a because delicious chicken heals all wounds. Tyler went to his work and I returned to mine.

You think that was bad, but it was only the beginning. That weekend we had a soup social in our ward. I took on the task of making some famous sweet crockpot chili from my college days. As it was simmering in the pot we realized it would not be done in time for the soiree. We opted to stay in our pajamas, play nintendo, watch 30 ROCK and eat the chili for ourselves. We both had two very large bowls and soon felt the repercussions of our selfish act.

Our tummies felt it right away, but we brushed it aside, thinking that seconds had done us in. Tyler had it far worse than I, so he fell asleep as I cleaned up the chili (putting it in the fridge, like we were ever going to eat that again). Midnight rolled around and Tyler still had the daunting task of writing a talk for church the next morning. 

I went to sleep as Tyler slept on and off while writing his talk and wrestling with the idea of calling in sick. It was clear the next morning when we only felt worse that it wasn't just a stomachache. Unfortunately, even though food poisoning is an excellent reason to miss church, Tyler felt like it was too late to no-show and leave the bishopric in the lurch, so he threw together a talk on hope. 

We made it just in time for sacrament meeting, and while we felt awful, it was pretty priceless to watch the relief wash over the faces of the bishopric. Tyler gave his talk and made it all the way through without throwing up, even though there were definitely times he felt like he needed to. I sat in the back and naively thought he was getting emotional, so I doubt anyone else even noticed.

Then we went home and watched more 30 ROCK until it 'passed.'